Evolution of Love 2

Rajnikant jokes

Fresh stock of Rajnikant jokes to honor him on his birthday:

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
now.
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2.
Rajni: Enna Rascala Rest all are
facts
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan
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Once Rajnikant decided to race
with Time.., The result is, Time Is
still running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 km
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
because ... Light came second...
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Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do you know about Rajnikant......
Only Agarbatti
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When Rajnikant was a student! You
can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said
"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue
is know as
"Statue of Liberty"
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Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons.... and .... the rain
was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did British leave India in 1947.

Because they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948
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This is sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys stop making jokes
on Rajnikant or else he will delete the
Internet