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As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1025055 added January 20, 2022 at 4:09am
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The COVID Paradox
Djokovic situation explained with this joke - 30 Second Humorous "Must Read"
Its Logical, Illogical, Ironical 😊

*"The Covid Paradox : “Why Can't I Get Inside Unvaccinated?"*
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Helen: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Ivan: ‘Why not?’

Helen: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Helen: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Ivan: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Helen: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But he’s sick!’

Helen: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Yes.’

Ivan: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Ivan: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Ivan: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?'

Helen: ‘It protects them.'

Ivan: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread COVID?’

Helen: ‘Oh no. They can spread COVID just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Ivan: ‘I don’t even know what I’m hearing anymore. Look. I’m not sick.'

Helen: ‘Ok.’

Ivan: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Helen: ‘That’s right.’

Ivan: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘Certainly.’

Ivan: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Helen: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Ivan: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Helen: ‘That’s fine.’

Ivan: ‘Now I can go in?’

Helen: ‘Absolutely not!’

Ivan: ‘But I have a mask on!’

Helen: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Ivan: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask on.’

Helen: ‘I know.’

Ivan: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask on? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Helen: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Ivan: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Helen: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Ivan: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Helen: ‘Correct.’

Ivan: ‘Why not?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Helen: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Ivan: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Helen: ‘But you can get sick. You need to be protected, that's why you can't come in.'

Ivan: ‘But if I pay money for an RT-PCR test and prove that I'm not sick, I can come in and you don't have to protect me anymore?'

Helen: ‘Yea, coz it proves that you are not sick and they can't get sick from you’

Ivan: ‘I thought you said you want to protect me from getting sick? But now you say if I'm proven to be healthy, then I can enter cos I can't get the vaccinated people sick. So how in the heck does that work?'

Helen: ‘Because you are unvaccinated and vaccinated people can catch your germs and get sick'

Ivan: 'So isn’t really to protect me from getting sick, is it?'

Helen:' I'm just doing my job, I don't know anything... '

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