Evolution of Love 2

Humor

A) FUNNIEST IATA AIRPORT CODES :

1. DIK – Dickinson Airport, USA.
2. KOK – Kokkola/Pietarsaari Kruunupyy Airport, Finland
3. BUM – Butler Airport, USA
4. PEE – Perm Airport, Russia
5. SEX – Sembach Airport, Germany

THE SCARIEST AIRPORTS

1. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania.
2. Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada.
3. Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada.
4. Danger Bay Airport (DGB), USA

Actual ones really.....

AND FOR GOOD MEASURE :

B) Some Flight Announcements :

1. " There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane......"

2. " As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.....'

3. " We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry ...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...! "

4. " "Thank you for flying XYZ Airlines. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride....."

5. " An Aircraft was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to
Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should
have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH,
MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain
came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am
so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the
flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger
in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!...."

Have a LOVELY WEEKEND....