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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1027703 added March 1, 2022 at 10:02am
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Multilingual puns..🤭

```When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised.

My Urdu is behtar than your English.

I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, par PAPA RAZZI nahi hue.

Why is vegetarian food not very popular? Simply because it doesn’t have मांस appeal.

Ghosts have their own ATMA-SPHERE.

Who called it family planning and not जनration?

People with paunch want to show that they have a well 'तोंड (toned) body.

I had sore throat once. It took me few vicks to recover..

God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.

Last night I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learnt my lehsun.

Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw

I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.

"Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"
"Ha-thoda."

Come on Pat-Anjali
What Ayurveding for ?```

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