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Does God Love Kat Timpf?

Well, she is married...
But, many miserable people stay married in loveless relationships.
She was an excellent student.
But, nerds are miserable too...

I will have sexual intercourse with Kat Timpf!
But, most women can get sex.
My boss wants sex all the time!
But, not with me...

Nevertheless, I will have sexual intercourse with Kat Timpf!
I don't imagine how we would meet.
But, I feel an attraction toward Kat Timpf.
It is like my feeling about Raman Noodles.
Yummy!


Bob County


P.S. God loves Kat Timpf!