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God needs Greg Gutfeld...

Greg Gutfeld has the number one talk show...
I doubt he cares about Numbers 5:11-22.
He believes that Republicans are pro-life.
The Bible believes women are a man's property.


Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania is incompetent.
Greg Gutfeld knows Fetterman got elected from early mail in ballots.
Pennsylvanian women didn't vote for prochoice.
Greg Knows they would have voted for Oz, if they knew about Fetterman's stroke.


Hershal Walker would be a great Georgian Senator!
That's what Greg Gutfeld believes.
Hershal Walker has seven women accusing him of adultery and abortions.
One of these women still has a check Hershal Walker wrote for her abortion.


Nevertheless, Hershal Walker denies ever having paid for an abortion.
He denies ever having an adulterous relationship.
His son calls him a liar.
But Greg Gutfeld wants Hershal Walker elected.


Hershal Walker is pro-life and a Republican.
Why do men pay for abortions and then say they are pro-life?
I do not want to force a woman to give birth.
It is a reproductive right.


Does anyone doubt the Republicans are pro-life?
They also would like to end Social Security and Medicare.
Ex-President George Bush made a speech about ending Social Security.
I think this is important.


Bob County