SuperNova Afterglow: End Of Days

Post Grad, My.../Insanity 101 to Post Grad

Just for fun...

I put this in Hemingway Editor, not knowing what I had last copied:

8                    Appreciation          
7                    Reviewing          
5                    Encouragement          
4                    Generosity          
2                    Consistent          
2                    Happy Anniversary          
2                    Thank You          
2                    Reviewing          
2                    Superhero          
2                    Attention to Detail          
2                    Heart of Gold          
1                    Courage          
1                    Inner Beauty          
1                    Writing.Com 10th Anniversary          
1                    Kindhearted          
1                    Go The Distance          
1                    Judging          
1                    Be the Change          
1                    Outstanding WdC Member          
1                    Spiritual          
1                    Positivity          
1                    Love Should Not Hurt          
1                    Inner Strength          
1                    Favorite          
1                    Writing.Com 5th Anniversary          
1                    Writing.Com 3rd Anniversary          
1                    Portfolio          
1                    Message Forums          
1                    Writing.Com 1st Anniversary          
1                    Dialogue          
1                    I Love WdC          
1                    Dialogue          
1                    Honor          
1                    Inquisitive          
1                    Poetry          
1                    RAOK          
1                    Writing.Com 15th Anniversary          
1                    Today Is Your Day          
1                    Happy New Year          
1                    Seasons Winter          
1                    Seasons Autumn          
1                    Believe You Can          
1                    2020          
1                    Comedy          
1                    Super          
1                    Special Appreciation          
1                    Never Give Up          
1                    Supportive          
1                    Party Central 2020          
1                    You Are Stronger          
1                    Optimistic          
1                    Number 1 Fan          
1                    You Rock          
1                    Welcome

It was a list of someone's merit badges. Can you guess the writing level of this list?

Post Graduate 14!



one of two sentences were hard to read?

Hey, no adverbs used. More than meeting the requirement.



This is what I do when I'm bored.
This is what I will do to you, if I get bored.
I will post and post and annoy the crap out of people with inane, bnoorish nonsense like this that gets me shoved in a corner to think of more mischievious things to do that you will have to notice and can't do anything about. You could do something...

Just messin' around.

Or, am I?

evil laugh...cough...evil laugh...walk away...*note to self, call mother about that time I was six*

Shoot, forget. She's...dead.

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copy and past and go! No?
How do you old farts keep up? Hmm. I don't think young people even want to play coder with their writing. Go to Tumblr?

Your
You're
Youer

Just say You Are, Loser!

There, There
Their, their?
They're, they're
thy are, thy are
The r in the air is the eye in the errrr, or Arrrr ye mateys?
They I what they r but r not what thy I?

I swear I typed English a moment ago. You saw. Well, you saw? You saw, right?

See saw, you are, they're aarrgghh, not me, matey!

Wait!

Copied and pasted all of this entry into Hemingway. Dumbed it down to 0.

You...are welcome.
Also, 4 adverbs used meeting the requirement of 28 or less!
1 sentence was hard to read.
Another was Really hard to read.

poor Papa H. Pours one out for that monosyllablic sonofabitch.