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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/1061058-Trip-Review
Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #1196512
Not for the faint of art.
#1061058 added December 16, 2023 at 9:48am
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Trip Review
A summary of my travel accomplishments and assorted notes, now that I'm back home:

*Car* I visited Nebraska for the first time. Now I just need Michigan and Alaska for the completed set.

*Car* I appreciate that they grow stuff in Nebraska that I eat and drink. I'm glad I don't have to be there to supervise.

*Car* Is there anything more satisfying than watching someone who just blew past you get pulled over by cops? No. No, there is not.

*Car* There is something about California that keeps anyone in that state from making above-average pizza.

*Car* While you might not expect or believe it, Utah contains very good breweries and distilleries.

*Car* I finally perfected the wording of one of my life philosophies: "Bread is food; everything else is a condiment."

*Car* Driving in heavy rain or snow sucks. What sucks worse is driving directly into the accursed daystar as it is rising or setting.

*Car* People need to learn how to fucking merge.

*Car* When there's a reduced-speed-limit-double-fines construction zone, don't get all pissed off at me when I do the limit.

*Car* On the flip side, cops, don't set up three orange cones with a speed trap and call it a construction zone just to get more revenue.

In the end, I'm glad I did the trip. But next time, maybe, back roads during warmer weather.

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