Marv's Mind

Looking to enroll....Feceology 101

I'd like to study poop for a living. I've always been fascinated with poop cycles. How often, what color, consistency, and does it smell? I wonder if there is a class I can take to become an expert in this subject. It doesn't matter who's poop it is...the kids, the dogs, the cats, my friends or even Zoo. I gotta know, and I'm not scared to ask.

I think everyone and everything should shit at least once a day. If you don't....something is wrong! Maybe you have rectal cancer or just bowel sluggishness. I’ve been known to follow my animals outside to make sure they're living up to my expectations. So far...so good.

Today, I made my first real turd since March 17th, when my gallbladder was removed. Yeah!!! and No!!! It has been soft, pudding like, ever since the surgery. But, not today! I was a big girl today and made me a log. My butt hole screamed NO NO NO!!!!!!! It doesn't like having to shove that huge log out. It prefers the soft, easy release, kind it's grown accustomed to. It prefers to pucker and spit instead of opening wide. I can't blame it, though...

I wouldn’t want to be an asshole. Could you imagine? There is something always fighting to get out and occasionally something trying to get in. NO THANKS!

-Marv-