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#376441 added September 30, 2005 at 4:08pm
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Eleventy two
FYI - I put on eleventy two swipes of deodorant this morning. Hope it lasts.

No dry hump from Zoo last night but I dry humped his sleeping ass this morning.

I'm ready for beer! Why do they call it happy hour? It should be called happy hours. I plan on being happy for more than 60 minutes. Why don't these people consult me before they go naming things?

-Marv-
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