My Life on a Plate

The Demon Drink

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk.

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when you are drunk.

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive Aggressive Disorder

Transubstantiate

Things that are absolutely impossible to say when you are drunk.

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, you're not really my type.

No kebab for me, thank you.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

Thank you, but I don't won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look a fool.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Going out for a drink (or ten) in a minute but just thought I'd share that with you. Could be some typos if I comment in a few blogs later. If you want to know what sort of day it's been, well sort of like yesterday with knobs on!