Marv's Mind

Penis Blotters

Are you a penis blotter? I would be. Even if a man shakes the last drop of piss off the end of his beautiful penis…it’s still moist. There is still piss residue on the head. If I was a man and had a penis, I would rip off a tiny piece of TP and blot my dick dry.

Women use TP every time they go to the can, or at least they should. We have little folds, crevices and hairs that harbor piss droplets. Women have a natural crotch moistness and can’t afford to have the pissy moistness mixing around with the ol’ natural.

Now, let’s move on to the ass hole…

What can I say? It has to be clean. There are no limitations on TP use when cleaning the bum. One must wipe repeatedly until your TP comes up clean. Then, apply more TP and wipe with a swirly rotating motion to clean around the rectal ridges.

Whatever! The whole purpose of this entry was to see if men blot their dicks after urination. Sorry, I got a little off track.

-Marv-