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#380034 added October 18, 2005 at 12:10pm
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Yeti-ism
The one thing Zoo won’t do is shave me. He does so much for me already that I can’t blame him. He’s scared he’ll cut me and he knows I don’t like blood…especially my own.

Within the past 2 and a half weeks, I’ve become quite the little yeti. I could be an attraction at a petting zoo. ( *Laugh* ) I got to the point where I couldn’t stand sleeping in the same bed with myself. I couldn’t take the furriness anymore and called up my mother for an intervention of sorts. We had us a little shaving party last night and things are all good. I’m almost human again. I’m smooth and lovin’ it!

-Marv-

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