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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #932855
Empty or full, shiny or a little in need of washing and sometimes just cracked!
#416398 added March 31, 2006 at 4:22pm
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You've Bin Tagged!
Scarlett Waves. HI!!!!!

Now don’t go scratchin your pointy lickle head and thinkin ya stumbled into da wrong Glob or sumfin. And don’t go yellin at me sayin stuffage like ‘Ya can’t DO this’ or ‘Ya ain’t nuffin like CC’ or ‘Dat Buckethead is gonna whack ya tail section when he gets ta know bout dis.’ Cos…WELL!!!! It ain’t my fault see?!!!

Wot happened was da other night I was doin sum lip flappin wif dis WDC person not so far away…well she is over da pond but ya know what I mean. Anyways – SHE (who shall remain nameless…I would nefer be THAT bad…I mean Skinnyribs, Toolwoman, Leatherlegs, da Queen of da Brats or whatever ya call her wud KILT me if I told ya it was HER idea. ROFLMAO

SHE is gonna be in big trubble wif da dark Lord for calling his glob BORING!!! OMG – I can hear him growling and swaring and beatin his manly chest from here. But that ain’t all – there’s worse to follow, but my lips are sealed. Don’t ever let it be said Scarlett is a blabbermouth.

WELL!!! She said I had ta do a glob CC style...cos it’s a bit too quite round Blogsville wifout the cute lickle guy we all WUB. Sooooooooooooo…here’s my idea. YES!!!!! I haf one now and again. I’m NOT totally empty in da brain section...YET!!! lol

Ya know, we’re all different. Sum a tad more different than others. And and and sumtimes we say things and do sum word flingin that sumone else might not agree wif. But but but no matter. We is all agreed on one thing. Specially the WIMMINS!!! An DAT is...

CC is as important to Blogsville as dat oxygen stuff is ta breathin. GAWD! Dat was deep. (Scarlett gazes at da sky thru da winda, thinkin deep thoughts) And and and when he ain’t around…WELL!!! WE MISS HIM like we miss da warmth in winter. OMG…I’m gettin all teary and blubbin and leakin now. Sniff sniff.

Now while da white knight is away sortin out his jobs and takeover and stuffage an ta show how much we WUB him, we gotta do our best to keep da smiles and laughs he brings us tickin over. SOOOOO…if you’re reading dis…YOU’VE BIN TAGGED by da WWCCS (We Wub CC Society) an NOW ya gotta go and do your own GLOB CC style. No cheatin! No thinkin ya can sneek out of here without a comment an get away wif it. I got CCTV cameras installed an I’ll know who's bin hangin round in here. SO THERE!!!!! (Scarlett sticks out tongue)

Grab a few Advil on da way out ta keep da pain away while ya do it.

Wub you folks.



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