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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #1196512
Not for the faint of art.
#547550 added November 7, 2007 at 5:49pm
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Prepare!
According to Lorien , tomorrow, November 8, is "Aid and Abet Punsters Day."

I am a punster.

Therefore, it is your duty to aid and abet me. Which doesn't mean you can abet that I will post any puns in my blog, or give me AIDS.

No, your duty is to feed me straight lines. Go ahead. Comment here, or email me, or whatever. Give me all the straight lines you can (no curves, no arcs, no wiggly lines or line segments or Cartesian coordinate systems) and I'll make puns.

It would be unAmerican not to.

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