Notable quotables

Mr. Stud Monkey

Last night, Dhoc-li Llama had a friend spend the night.  Jakie became quite enamored of Dr. B's friend, Ann.  He had to sit next to her while she was having breakfast (to the point where he turned the tv so he could watch his dinosaur show while sitting at the table). 

She was trying to open or close a container in the kitchen, and Bob heard Jakie say If you need help with that, you'll want to ask me, because I'm SO strong.

So smooth.