The inner workings of a troubled mind.

Saturday writing prompt

You are a new student at New Horizons Academy taking one course. You are a bit nervous and want to impress your instructor. It’s one week before your class begins. How do you go about impressing your instructor with your writing talent and wonderful personality?

I wish I knew. I know bribing won't work. Not that I have anything of value.Gift points maybe? I don't know if my personality will help either. I have been driven to the brink of insanity by my crazy family, and I am in the "healing" stages. Nowadays that can be considered normal and even entertaining. I might even qualify for one of those reality shows. Fame and fortune here I come!

Hey I could have them make a cameo appearance... How about it Karen, Rix?

All joking aside, I am truly nervous.  I haven't been in school in twelve years. Jeez!  I am taking these classes to improve my writing skills.

So I say to my teachers...

Please don't kick me out of your class. I will do my best and work hard.   I am ready for your wisdom to rain down on me. I look forward to all of your challenging assignments that will help me grow and develop. You will be proud!

Are you sure a bribe or two won't help??? I could feed your dogs, water your flowers, buy you a lifetime supply of coffee,...fill in the blanks here...

No one has to know.

I am excited to be part of your class this semester and I hope you don't go mental trying to teach me. It will soak in eventually.
Love, Lana