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Stupid Human Tricks

The May 18, 2013 prompt for "Blogging Circle of Friends Prompt Forum"  is
What's one of the stupidest things you've ever done?

The list of my stupid human tricks
extends into the dark and distant past
proving
that I am a survivor.

I can't list the stupidest things I've ever done because I'm still alive. I know human nature well enough to realize that no matter what stupid human trick I have done it the past there is always the possibility of outdoing myself. Fortunately, I'm an intelligent person, so any future stupid human tricks I pull will be new ones and not a repeat of past events. That being written let me see if I can list some of my past stupid human tricks.

Shutting myself in a refrigerator during a game of hide and seek
Shutting my keys in a the trunk of a car, with no way of opening the trunk from inside the car
Burning the middle layer of a three layer cake and hiding the evidence in the freezer
Locking myself out of my house and having to crawl in a window to unlock the door
Dropping my debit card in the bottom of my purse instead of putting it back in my wallet
Taking up smoking when I was young (I eventually quit)

Thought of the Day: S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand - unknown