Wondering about my Wanderings

Watch out for the Bird!

August 15th 2013

Bird: (flying around late at might around 1050 the night of the 15th) I wonder what is cooking in this neighborhood-Friday night and I am feeling fine.

Guard J: I'll be back just need some air.

Bird: That Alfred Hitchcock movie was the bomb. Babe watch me go down after that guard in the white shirt. (Smaash). Oops don't tell me they use windex like they do in the commercial. Bye bye -birdy over and out.

Guard J: What the F...

After much mutual sharing of information it was determined on the cameras that the bird touched down at 1052:23. We never were able to get it's driver's license. It was obviously out of control. Maybe it drank too much or maybe it was a bird sent by illegal alien terrorists. If you see a bird with shards of glass on it's wings be careful. The bird may be armed and dangerous. Next time you are out and about always keep in mind. "Watch out for the bird!" He has been known to spray white fecal manner and the recipient might be you.