Poetic Referendum(s) On Life

Tweetable a are back Part 2

I tweet therefore I am...

I tweet because I think I'm clever. Now I don't tweet anymore.

I'm angry all the time. I just hide it well.

That awkward moment...when I don't return your follow. #Twitter

I'm mixing the Fila with the Reebok and the Adidas with the Nike. Shame on me for not properly displaying the corporate swag.

Even if I lack confidence, my insecurity causes me think, give reasons to write. If I keep reaching for answers, there's hope for peace in my addled head.

Forefathers were a bunch of guys with good intentions whose offspring are trying to find flaws with their rules so they can get their way.

I always worry that my ignorance and insensitivity will set someone off, when I have the best of intentions. So, I'm leery to enter into dialogue.

I'm the nice guy who people put up with.

Am I so #different that I can't find people like me who share the same interests in my daily life? #agree

Why do I have to sit here and worry about why I'm not happy? Can't I just be? It's a nice change from carmelized fantasies I'm force fed.

Do you suppose they replaced the word dump with landfill because it sounded too trashy?

Hold up a mirror to the world the way we see it, or depict an illusion of the way we wish it could be?

If the world were built on thank yous, we'd be living in the Middle Ages. If it were built on heartfelt appreciation, I'd question our existence.

I try to make a point and she turns it into a fight for moral high ground. Why does it have to be contentious.

If you need people to give you space at work, just have a melt down. It worked for me.

I don't regret the life that I have. I regret the experiences I missed out on, too afraid to try.

If I were emperor, first thing I do is fire Machiavelli. Strike that.

@Andrew W.K. How has your brain not hemmorhaged yet? Can someone please get him a tissue?

My dad's parenting style was, 'I put a roof over your head.' My response, 'I'm a kid. I can get that without trying. What else ya got?' #Love? 

I would never have disparaged the Chinese as a child if I had sampled their ethic fare from buffets. #enlightened

Splenda, yes! Sweet N Low, bleechh!! Maybe, in my coffee.

I just brew a cup of coffee in the Keurig and my body is all a tingle for its Mecca upstairs. Drinking the beverage taints the anticipation.

I feel sorry for self-deprecating comedians who think their misery is humorous tragedy. I feel worse with fans who relate to the 'material.'

My dad treated me like some buffoon that everyone had to look out for. So, I played the role until told I was a genius. Then, I was really confused.

#Quotes outside periods. It doesn't have to END until it ends. #punctuation #editor.

Poets: you have my permission to verbify all nouns! It is your etymological right. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Unless, it really sucks!