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Being Nice in the Face of Stupidity

Did you ever notice that when people walk in the street instead of the sidewalk, they don't walk on the side of the road? No, they are in the middle of the road. They might be gracious and give you a little bitty space to put your two-ton car -- if you are lucky. I resisted the urge to put my two-ton car up their ass. It wasn't easy, but I was nice.