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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/861008-WEEKEND-HUMOR
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#861008 added September 26, 2015 at 2:11pm
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WEEKEND HUMOR.
1. " Go to Heaven for the Climate and Hell for the COMPANY..........".

2. " I generally Avoid Temptation unless I Can't Resist it......"

3. " I have the Simplest Tastes. I am Always Satisfied with the BEST........"

4. " If you Try to Fail, and Succeed, Which have you done ?........."

5. " Every Now and Then I like to do as I'm told, just to Confuse people....."

6. " When you are Courting a Nice Girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a Red-hot cinder a second seems like an Hour. That's RELATIVITY......" - Albert Einstein.

AND....

" April 1 - This is The Day upon which we are Reminded of what We are on the Other Three hundred and Sixty-Four.......".

TRUE.....

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