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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/868906-SUNDAY-HUMOR
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#868906 added December 20, 2015 at 1:56am
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SUNDAY HUMOR.
A) FUNNY BOOK TITLES....

1. My Golden Wedding - by Annie Versary
2. The Insurmountable Problem - by Major Setback
3. A Load of Old Rubbish - by Stefan Nonsense
4. Tape Recording for Beginners - by Cass Ette
5. Making the Most of Life - by Maxie Mumm
6. Making the Least of Life - by Minnie Mumm
7. When Shall We Meet Again ? - by Miles Apart
8. The Arctic Ocean - by I.C. Waters

B) SOME TONGUE TWISTERS....To be repeated AT LEAST 5 Times

1. " Slick silk. Slick silk. Slick silk.
2. " Strange strategic statistics.Strange strategic statistics.
3. " Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
4. " Surely the sun shall shine soon.

C) SOME SCHOOL JOKES....

1. " Teacher: How many books have you read in your lifetime?
Ramesh : I don't know. I'm not dead yet.
2. " If you don't know what the word " Dictionary " means, where would you look it up?
3. " Our school librarian is very strict. She'll send you to the principal's office for thinking too loudly....
4. " My teacher told us that books are man's best friend, so my dog Bit him."
5. Q - " Which mythological character carried the maps? - A. " Atlas "

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