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Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
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#877171 added March 22, 2016 at 11:55pm
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Wednesday Humor
A woman is having her portrait painted and instructs the artist to add a gold bracelet to each of her wrists, a strand of pearls around her neck, ruby earrings, and a diamond tiara.

The artist pointed out that would be tantamount to lying.

The woman said "Look, my husband is running around with a young blond. After I die, I want her to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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