Evolution of love

MIDWEEK HUMOR

WOMEN - From those who know (or profess they do.....)

1. " Women and cats will do As They Please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea......" - Robert Heinlein

2. " There are NO good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out...." - Mae West

3. " Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?....." - Barbara Streisand

And the COUNTERPOINTS

1. " Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men......." - Joseph Conrad

2. " Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid...." - George Carley

And the ULTIMATE.....

" Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!......." - Andy Rooney

What about that ?.......