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Who wants to be President?
#887697 added July 17, 2016 at 7:59pm
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Is anyone Guilty?
"Let he who has the greater power
have the greater sin." Jesus said
to Pontius Pilot.

Muzzy ate some cheese doodles
and flipped the channel to the
Young Turks. They were commenting
on the rise of deadly protests.
Anna Kasperian had her hair pulled
back tightly and wore a thin strapped
pink lace blouse. Cenk Yugor argued
that the protest was a response to
police harassment of minorities.

Muzzy yawned and flipped the channel
to the Fox Five News. Greg Gutfree did
a monologue on why America is free,
because it believes in the rule of law.
Dana Perino was dressed like Alice in
Wonderland. Muzzy pictured himself as
the Mad Hatter. "Nothing appears as it
suppose to be." He fantasized pouring
Dana some tea as she put her wet clothes
out on branches to dry.

"Get your hands off me!
You dam dirty apes!"
Charlton Heston shouted.
Muzzy had stumbled on the SCI-FI
channel; The Planet of the Apes.
He flipped in a DVD of Columbo.
"I always ask myself who stands
to gain from this.
What's the motive?"
Detective Columbo explains to the murder
suspect.

Muzzy switches back to the Young Turks.
Sam Harris talks about Islam as the,
"Religion of War."
He has advocated the strategic use of nuclear
weapons against ISIS.
"There is always collateral damage in war."
he concludes.
Cenk Yugor disagrees, "That means more innocent
bystanders getting killed."
Muzzy switches back to Jesus floating away on
a cloud. "Is that a mushroom cloud?"
he ponders.

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