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Is the Pope relevant?
The oath for U.S. citizenship states,
"I will not serve a potentantate."
The problem with being a Pope in a secular
society is nobody believes your infallible.
And your fanatical followers are not in power.
So, all you can do is wave and make suggestions.

Recently, I saw the Rev. Luis Farrakhan on Youtube
talking about how Muammar Kadafi was assassinated,
because he was trying to start a gold currency in Africa
and the middle east.
The United States and the E.C.U. objected to gold coins,
because of their population density.
Hillary Clinton asked the C.I.A.
to "Take out Kadafi."
according the Rev. Luis Farrakhan.

How do you prove what the C.I.A. is doing?
It's a secret.

The Reverend Farrakhan also believes that Saddam Hussein
was assassinated by the C.I.A.
The way I see it. Saddam invaded Kuate and that started
Desert Storm, which eventually led to the U.S. invasion
of Iraq.

Keep it simple; stupid.
(KISS)

Let us transport in a time machine to 9/11/2001.
I took a plane out of Boston to London to Telivi.
Yes! I made a pilgrimage to Israel on 9/11 the
worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil, since Pearl Harbor.
My dad had died and I sold his house and used some of
the money for the trip. Yay!

The Baptist Tour I had hitched a ride on canceled.
They didn't tell me... Nice?

Any who, Ramone, my tour guide told me I could have
a private tour. Ramone is a Christian Palestinian and
a Professor of religions.
Ramone said, "Your country has been attacked."
I answered, "Russians?"
He said, "Muslims."
He did not say, "Islamic extremists."

That term had not been coined.
Ramone said, "Islam is a cancer in our country."
And he added, "Now it's open season on Palestinians."

In my opinion, religion is a weapon of mass destruction
for evil tyrants.
There were evil Popes..(See the Borgia's Cable series.)
And the Old Testament is Sharia Law.

Is Pope Francis relevant?
He's on Television stupid.
And there are people who believe in Fearies,
Angels, Sasquatch, Lizard Men and E.T.
Does anyone check the Pope's mental health?
He could have alzheimer's...
"You could be a bit of undigested potato."
Scrooge said to Jacob.

Duet.24:16 "The children should not be punished
for their father's sin."
But, what is Original Sin?

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