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Lunch Box Tips
Muzzy makes a sandwich for his fishing trip.
"I wonder what kind of sandwich Betty would like?"
Muzzy has a date with a young singer and actress.
Betty Coco had made her mark with her song~
"I like Rice Crispy."
She was set to sing her hit song on a music video
in a giant bowl of Rice Crispy.
The door bell rang and Muzzy had not yet decided
what kind of sandwich to make...

"Hi." Betty smiled and walked in with Jamie Lee Curtis.
"Ah-hey! Um. So, three for fishing?" Muzzy gave a smile.
"No. I was curious about you Muzzy. Betty, can't
stop talking about you." Jamie extended her hand.
Muzzy returned with a massionic handshake.
"You see as an actor, I am constantly searching for
meaning in my life and the world around me."
Jamie's face wrinkled
as she made a toothy smile.

"Were not fishing?" Muzzy queried.

Jamie's smile widened as she removed her brocade jacket,
revealing her breasts under a beige nylon bodysuit.
"Ehm. Would you like a corn beef sandwich?" Muzzy queried.
Jamie shook her head, "Just some tea.. with hazel nut."
Muzzy made the tea in the kitchen with Betty.
"Isn't she amazing?" Betty gushed.
"Yeah. I was looking forward to us fishing." Muzzy said.
"We can still snuggle on the sofa." Betty kissed Muzzy
and took the tray of tea.

"So. Muzzy do you enjoy your life?" Jamie leaned forward
and took her tea with a biscuit.

"Yeah. I have fun with Betty." Muzzy was starting to sulk.
"But, how do you express your creativity?" Jamie snipped.
"Where are we going with this?" Muzzy was really annoyed.
"Betty and I are actors and we need to express our inner
creativity. How did you and Betty get together?" Jamie smiled.
Muzzy bit a biscuit, "We met a McDonalds Karaoke contest.
Betty won and was noticed by a music producer."

"Nice tea. Do you have any beliefs?" Jamie pressed her pen to
her lips and flipped her note pad.

"I believe that we were genetically engineered by ancient
Sumerian Gods, who called themselves Annunaci.
These Gods live amongst us and are planning to kill 2/3
of the human population in order to restore balance to
the ecosystem." Muzzy ran his fingers down Betty's knitted
tartan leggings.

"Hmm. Where did you get that?" Jamie pointed with her pen
to a glass skull on the coffee table.
"I bought it at Goodwill." Muzzy rubbed Betty's crotch.
Jamie picked up the skull and it began to glow.
"I am a man." she said ... and then dropped the skull.
Muzzy smirked, "That's amazing."


Reflections~ Actors were traditionally prostitutes as well as
stage performers in ancient Rome and Greece.
After their performance, they could be paid to have sex with
audience members.

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