*Magnify*
    May     ►
SMTWTFS
   
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Archive RSS
SPONSORED LINKS
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/895693-Reasons-to-grin
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#895693 added October 27, 2016 at 12:32am
Restrictions: None
Reasons to grin
1. Mosquito - An insect that makes you like Flies.

2. Raisin - A grape with a sun burn.

3. Secret - Something you tell one person at a time.

4. Tooth ache - The pain that drives you to extraction.

5. Skeleton - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

6. Tomorrow - One of the greatest labour saving devices.

7. Committee - A body that keeps minutes but wastes hours.

8. Egoist - Some one - who is usually ME - deep in conversation.

9. Inflation - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

10. Chickens - The only animal you eat before they are born and after they die.

11. Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed.

12. Wrinkles - Something other people have - similar to my character Lines.

© Copyright 2016 sindbad (UN: sindbad at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
sindbad has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/895693-Reasons-to-grin