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Is there a difference between history and fiction?
#900662 added January 3, 2017 at 2:44am
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Giant Skeletons
"Giant human like skeletons have been found all over the world.
These giants remains are 10 to 15 feet in length.
Could this be evidence of an ancient alien race?
Evidence of a massive subterranean structure under Antarctica;
a pyramid under the ice has led to an international dig..."
Kimberly Guilfoyle stops, "This is silly."

Eric Boiling gives a toothy smile, "It's on the news..
So, I guess that makes it serious. But, how could giants
hide from us?"

Dana Perina pipes up, "Maybe their giant brains can hypnotize us?"

"That is possible. The Anunnuaki of ancient Sumerian lore could
mesmerize people and animals and make themselves invisible."
Muzzy explains.

"May I demonstrate?" Muzzy continues as Kimberly and Dana cluck
like chickens and peck at their notes with their noses.

"That's amazing!" Greg Goofball exclaims, "Can you get them to do
a striptease?"

"Kimmy and Dana you are doing your audition for Fox News.
Do your sexiest striptease." Muzzy continues with music on his Ipod.

Kimberly winks at the camera, "Oh Roger do you like my eye candy?"

Dana has already climbed up on the table and is doing the funky chicken
in high heels, nylons and nothing else.
Dana licks her fingers and sucks her thumb...

"Can I be your Georgy girl Mr. President?" Dana winks and wiggles her
assets.

"Imagine what an advanced race of aliens could do?
They would be like Gods." Muzzy snaps his fingers and the two naked
Fox News ladies screech and hide under the table.

Eric laughs, "I've said this before, but I'd rather send money to dog shelters,
then homeless shelters. People are idiots."

"That's a bit harsh. Idiots can be used for medical experiments rather than dogs.
You can trust a dog not to mug you." Greg retorts.

Muzzy sips some bottled water, "Why cant we all just get along?"

"Because men are pigs!" Kimberly shouts from under the table.


Reflections~ According to the Fox Five there should be no sanctions on Russia.
>>>>>>>>>>>> But, trade with China should be sanctioned?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't Nixon open trade with China?
>>>>>>>>>>>> John McCain and Paul Ryan both want sanctions maintained on Russia.
>>>>>>>>>>>> President elect Donald (tiny hands) Trump wants to drop sanctions on Russia.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got the "tiny hands" remark from the Jimmy Dore Show.
>>>>>>>>>>>> The United States cannot win a war with China or Russia.....


Leviticus 10:3;4-6 (?)The Lord burned Aron's sons alive, because he did not like their sacrifice.(?)





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