The Branch Theory

Great Minds?

"I want to thank you giants and faeries for appearing
on our show. Much has been said about you, but you have
never had an opportunity to tell your narrative. Let's
begin with a simple question, where have you been hiding?"
Gerund Heppo asked as he sips some bottled water.

A giant Nordic woman raises her hand at the massive round
theater, "I like most giants just say I'm from a tall family.
I'm the shortest at 9 feet and six inches. I've had offers from
circuses, but my family is very wealthy. I'd say the biggest problem
I face is booking a flight. Most airlines wont book giants."

Winkin giggles, "I just use my wings."
She flutters her six firefly wings.

"That must be exhausting .." the giant lady laughs.

"You are Winkin, Queen of the faeries.
Is it not true you can materialize anywhere with magic?"
the moderator, Gerund looks down his bifocals at Winkin.
She is no bigger than his thumb.

"Yeah." Winkin is fidgety about her secrets.
She snaps her fingers and rises to Gerund's height.
"We live in the mind of GIA." she winks at him and kisses him.

"Oh?" Gerund smiles, "Your lips taste like honey."

"I like honey dew lilies." Winkin winks.

Gerund clears his throat and looks up at Elana.
"Do you have a favorite food?" he queries.
Elana reaches out to gerund and picks him up and kisses him.
"I like men and pizza." she laughs and places him back in his swivel chair.

Winkin giggles, "Giants use to eat men."
"Faeries are gentle we make love and leave you in under a tree ...
at a hundred and 3." she giggles.

"Do you live amongst us?" Gerund is on the edge of his seat.

"I have a house in Maine and California and in Spain." Elana answers and has
a sip of peach tea.

"I Like the meadows and a hollow tree." Winkin replies as she nibbles a biscuit cookie.

"Do you have any advise for humanity?" Gerund continued to sip some bottled water
while munching a bread stick ... "I mean; how do you function in the modern world?"
He dipped his bread stick in some cheese dip.

"What's the dif? I have plenty of money. And that's all it takes to go first class."
Elana answered with shrug and dipped a bread stick.
Winkin flew over to the bowl of fruit and nibbled some grapes. ..
"Have you noticed most grapes are in bunches of twenty?" Winkin remarked;
"There are numerical patterns. Not even GIA can change the Tree of Life.
I like to visit humans, but I don't want to live with them. They're boring."

"Well. Thank you for visiting." Gerund gave a toothy smile.
"Do you want to have sex?" Winkin winked.
Gerund coughed up a bit of his bread stick.
"Oh! Can I join in?" Elana clapped her hands with a thunderous clap.
"I-ehm.. Are there Changelings? Half human half Faery or giant?"
Gerund was blushing.

"Let's find out." Winkin snapped her fingers and they all vanished.


(9)(9)
(9)