F You And Your Happy Life!

A God fearin man..

Stephan liked to think he was a Fundamentalist.
He read the Bible and practiced its tenants.
His many wives were well cared for under Mosaic Law.
He also kept his concubines well cared for too.
He enjoyed a healthy Biblical sex life with his
daughters as well as other single women.
For it is written a single women is the property
of any man who will have her.

Stephan was a District Judge in the Bible Belt.

A man accused of murdering his wife was brought
before him.
The man explained he had caught his wife in adultery.
Stephan admonished the man under Leviticus Law.
And sentenced him to one year of community service
at the Bible Study Club in Stephan's church.
"We are a Christian nation built on Bible Law."
Stephan declared.