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Kristen Wig : Naked Girl from the Future!

Kristen drove the Winnebago as Bill Shatner sat with the cave girl Kate Winslet.
They were seated on a couch, which pulled out into a bed.
"Alright. Kristen pull over into the rest area." Muzzy directed as a boom camera
caught her making the turn.
Shatner was in a green body stocking so that his female body could be pixalated.
"Is this where her time machine is?" Bill queried.
Kate was wearing her Lini Lini cave girl lingerie, which resembled Rachel Welch's
cave girl costume with an opaque nylon cat suit.
Kristen Wig came back to the couch, wearing a space helmet and silver thong jump suit
with thigh high silver space boots.
"This is my time machine .. In the future we can bend time and space with our minds.
It is called 'The Butter Churn.'" Kristen snapped her fingers, transporting
them to the future Earth in 2525.

"You are God." Kate fell to her knees in front of Kristen.
"No. I am enhanced." Kristen grabbed Kate's hair and pulled her face into her's
for a long passionate kiss with tongue.
Bill smiled and made himself some oatmeal ..
Muzzy waved to Bill and pointed at the script. Bill took a spoon full of oatmeal.
He put the bowl down and walked over to the kissing girls.
"Why have you brought us here?" he asked.
Kristen and Kate break free from their lip lock.
"My people have lost purpose. We need your primitive drive to survive.
Kate looks at Bill, waiting for his next line. He has a disdainful expression.
"My obsession with life lead me to this." Bill drops his bathrobe ..
The two women recoil from his transplanted female body.

"She was beautiful, but you have the head of a cabbage." Kate remarked.
"Perhaps our plastic surgeons could make your face less hideous." Kristen added.
Bill was clearly unhappy about that line.
"I hope you look better at 83." he ab-libbed.
The two actresses gave toothy smiles, "I must take you to the Supreme Being."
Kristin Wig continued with the script.
"Is that him?" Bill pointed at a man sitting at a picnic bench.
"He is a sex-bot" Kate answered. The sex-bot is played by Chris Pine.
"A what?" Bill queried.
"Our culture is our sex drive. The Supreme Being is forever
our Butter Churn." Kristen responded and opened the Winnebago's door.
Bill strode across the parking lot over to the picnic bench.
"How did they hook you into this?" he whispered to Chris Pine.
Pine had a wicked smile and flipped Shanter face first onto the picnic bench
humping him. Bill struggled, but could not break free.
"What the F is this?!" Bill stumbled and fell onto the grass.
"Perfect!" Muzzy shouted cut and wrap...