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Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
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Confucius
Confucius Says: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but do not let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Says: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for merchandise downstairs .

Confucius Says: It's better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Confucius Says: Man with a broken condom is called Daddy.

Confucius Says: Man who mixes Viagra and Laxative does not know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Says: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Confucius Says: Viagra is like Disneyland. one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride

Confucius Says: Joke is like sex. Not good if u don't get it.
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