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Rated: GC · Book · Comedy · #2174505
It was common knowledge, but most people didn't know it.
#954837 added March 26, 2019 at 6:32am
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Hoolu voodo, Ana Kasperian and Dana Perino..

"I think, therefore, I am a human mind.. Right?" Katrina whispers to her android Teddy.
Teddy stretches and yawns, "Prove to me I am self-aware."
The plush toy slides between her thighs. "III am aware!" Katrina exclaims.
"Your aware I am multifunctional." Teddy smiled.

"Yes!" Katrina hugged her $50.00 pillow and bit it.
Anna Kasperian is chatting on Youtube about the need for less fossil fuel emitions.
Katrina looked up at her flat screen on the wall.
Dana Perino is explaining the need for fossil fuels...

"They're both right!" Katrina exclaims..
Her Teddy android is vibrating.
"How so?" Teddy queried.
"We need fossil fuels, but we must conserve our use of it." Katrina gasped.
"With public transportation and more fuel efficient cars. Right?" Teddy replied.

Teddy placed his vibrating paws on Katrina's hard nipples.
"My God! Solar and wind power can be tapped, as well as, hydro and and steeeeam!"
Katrina exclaimed with orgasmic exultation.
"Thermal energy is popular in Greenland, but I like nuclear fusion" Teddy remarked.

Katrina is practicing her tantra breathing.
"If we can tap into the electromagnetic field, we would have limitless power!"
Katrina shouts and then releases her inner laugh loudly.
Teddy turns the flat screen off.
"They never made it out of the 21century." Katrina hugged her Teddy.

Humanity was nearly extinct; reduced to a few gated communities ..
"Funny how the last world war ended our over population problem."
Katrina held her teddy as she sipped some tea and continued,
"We can burn anything and it won't make a dent in the ecology."
Teddy giggled, "The radiation has made the bunnies glow in the dark."

Katrina didn't think that was funny.. The radiation had made her sterile.
She snuggled back under her covers with her Teddy.


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