Faith and Certitude!

Ben Shipero and Steven Colbert trapped in an elevator...

"Hi. I'm Steven Colbert." the talk show host extends a handshake ..
Ben Shapiro shakes Steven's hand, "I'm very popular on Youtube.. .
Maybe, you might have me as a guest?"
Steven looks nervously at the elevator floor panel..

"We're stuck." Steven presses some more floor buttons,
"I'll call the fire department .. or should I call the police?"
Ben opens the emergency telephone elevator box.
There is no telephone.

"Clearly, we must make the call, but to whom?" Ben queries.
"I can't get a signal." Steven holds his phone high,
searching for a signal.
"Why haven't you had me on your show?" Ben Shapiro queries.

Steven has climbed up to the ceiling and is opening the utility trapdoor.
"I can see a ladder. It runs up the elevator shaft. Maybe, I can open
another elevator door?" Steven said.
"I'm a fascinating public speaker!" Ben shouts as Steven exits
through the elevator ceiling trapdoor.

"It's because I'm conservative, you never have conservative guests.
Just liberal .. socialist pinkos." Ben takes out his remote control
and starts the elevator upward toward Steven Colbert, who is climbing
up the elevator shaft.

"What the Hell?!" Steven jumps down to the elevator before he is crushed.
He quickly flips inside the elevator as the doors open.
The two exist simultaneously.
Steven hurries off to his Late Night Show,
"You sound like one of those cartoon chip monks."

Reflections~Television is a visual delusion owned by corporate profiteers.

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