Faith and Certitude!

Kennedy and Cenk Uygur in a flying scaucer..

"I was interviewing a neo-NAZIS Baptist
and poof!" The Fox News host Kennedy screamed.
She was stripped of her clothes.
Cenk Uygur sat on the bench in their cell.
He was naked as well, "Hysteria won't help."

"That's easy for you to say.
Who wants to rape you?" Kennedy cursed.
She gave up trying to cover her nakedness
with her hands and sat down on the bench.
"You want to .. talk?" she queried.

A buzzer went off and two trays of food came
out of the wall along with orange juice.
The two sat quietly and had their meal.
"Young Turks." Kennedy munched on a string bean.
"Yeah?" Cenk Uygur sipped his orange juice.

"You don't really believe you can sell
the Green Deal?" Kennedy snickered.
"This is my flying saucer. We will save
this planet from your capitalism."
Cenk bit a grape and Anna Kasperian entered.

She was naked as well.
"How are you Kennedy?" the TYT host asked.
Kennedy's jaw dropped and a karat fell out.
"Why?" Kennedy gasped.
"You will be reprogrammed and sent back to
Fox News to liberalize them." Anna gave a toothy smile.

Kennedy laughed, "That's a neat trick!"
"Your delta brain waves will be enhanced.
Anyone you encounter will be under your control."
Cenk Uygur explained. The CEO of the Young Turks
finished his broccoli .. "We are from Mars."

"Mars was a green planet with blue skies and
fresh water.." Cenk stood up and gently rubbed
noses with Anna. "Capitalism destroyed it with nuclear wars
over depleted resources." he continued.
"My wife and I immigrated to Earth with other
Martians and hold many positions of political influence."

"I knew you were illegal aliens!" Kennedy held up her plastic
knife. She was sedated and received an anal probe.
"These humans are savages." Anna Kasperian extended her antennae
from the top of her head.
"Yes. Their minds are easily manipulated." Cenk chuckled.



Reflections~If you wanted to rule a planet would you use force
or persuasion?