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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/966960-With-Age
Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#966960 added September 29, 2019 at 12:41pm
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With Age
_A 70 year old retired female teacher had one hobby - she loved to fish_.

_She was sitting in the boat the other day when she heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

She looked around and couldn't see anyone._

_she thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again, ''Pick me up._ '

_she looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog._

_The retd teacher said, 'Are you talking to me?'_

_The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most handsome man you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your young husband!'_

_The retired teacher looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in her pocket._

_The frog said,_ _'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?'_
I said, 'Kiss me, and _I will be your beautiful, young boyfriend_.'

_She opened the pocket, looked at the frog and said,_
_''Nah. I'd rather like to have a talking frog than a nagging man in my life...._

_With age - comes wisdom!_
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