Evolution of Love 2

Airplane Rumors

A plane made an emergency landing on water.

Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.

Air hostess then asked the captain to help.

*The captain* being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her -

#. “You tell the *Americans* this is an *ADVENTURE* .

#. Tell the *British* this is an *HONOUR* .

#. Tell the *French* this is a *ROMANTIC* activity,

and

#. tell the *Germans* this is the *LAW* .

#. Tell the *Japanese* this is an *ORDER* , and everyone will be sorted out.”

#. Can i convince the *Pakistanis*
Yes dear, just whisper, " *This is a suicide mission* ."

“And what about the Singaporeans?”, she persisted.

The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained - “You need not tell the *SIngaporeans* anything, my dear. Once they see a *QUEUE* , they will join it without questions.”

Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from #. *India*. “What about them”, she asked.

The captain laughed.

“Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is *FREE* .”
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