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Caught in a speedo (My blog)

by The Literary Penguin

Rated: 18+ · Book · Educational · #1173176

Random thoughts, musings, and useless tidbits... Unless you work for the government.

Embarrassing, witty, timeless, useless and inspirational. Peruse at you leisure, respond at your fancy. And tell your friends to visit. The more, the better the sex scene in a porn movie.

** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **

Thank you to Rebecca Laffar-Smith

for the Penguin sig, although maybe now he should be on a sand dune.

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

David McClain

Sep 30, 2008 at 10:17am
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Congrats on finishing your first blog, Ger and I look forward to following the second one.

Kåre Enga going to Montana

Sep 30, 2008 at 2:18am
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I ran out of space with my first blog (same problem with writing too much). Just remember that folks will still be able to comment in this one even when your other blog becomes the 'official' one. See you over there...

Nutmeg

Sep 28, 2008 at 8:41pm
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Hmmm- maybe I should take my mother to singles mixers. Wow- that would be seriously weird.

TAofR

Sep 28, 2008 at 6:37pm
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Jeez...so those kind of girls just skip the subtle approach and just go for the compliments and soul searching stare huh? Creepy.

Nada

Sep 28, 2008 at 12:32pm
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So...another crap movie, poor service...sheesh, is there no way to escape reality and have fun?

TAofR

Sep 24, 2008 at 4:17pm
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If your a REAL genius, you will be scattered brained. Its a sign really.

Besides, consider yourself lucky. I tend to forget what I ate for breakfast after an hour, and for the life of me, I can't remember my thoughts from 5 minutes ago(unless it was something REALLY REALLY good, or REALLY REALLY bad)

....you get gift points from logging on?

Scarlett

Sep 24, 2008 at 6:22am
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Sounds like just the job for Penguin. They got any vacancies for eccentric, mature ladies I wonder?

We may knock England but there are some great opportunities here and of course the freedom to smile at whoever you want to. Go for it - make sure you pack a brolly.

TAofR

Sep 23, 2008 at 6:40pm
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Any company that opens the door with the word "Astronaut" deserves a chance.

It does sounds like a pretty sweet company. You never know!

Nada

Sep 23, 2008 at 5:23pm
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Sounds like a good company, and quite possibly one who will appreciate you. I wish you luck with it, you certainly have given the job there a sufficient amount of time to work out.

Companies who treat their employees like family will always prosper.

Nada

Sep 22, 2008 at 6:02pm
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My gawd Ger, I would hope it is related.

I haven't done a NaNo...but maybe it would be the perfect time to finish up my book...ok, I do need to review your synopsis...

#429. A New Home
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#428. My weekend that isn't yours
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#427. Access denied
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#426. A perfect fit?
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#425. Nano is coming!
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#424. A song by any other name
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#423. What think you of me?
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#422. Aaric
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#421. I've got something to give to you
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#420. Mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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#419. Me and Christie Brinkley
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#418. An Unholy Mess
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#417. Have you seen the Dalai Lama?
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#416. Again, Poetry.
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#415. Children of Love
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#414. A favour to ask
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#413. An Offer to Ponder!
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#412. How will you remember me?
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#411. We are animals...
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#410. Dreaming of that job
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#409. Here's what I know!
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#408. Too much time
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#407. When do you tell?
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#406. Talk to the hand pussnuts!
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#405. Tough Changes Ahead
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#404. Chicago can be quite shitty
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#403. You're Still a Dog!
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#402. For Nils!
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#401. Run to the Hills
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#400. Wanna take a canoe trip?
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#399. The word according to Penguin
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#398. Taking pleasure from strangers
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#397. Me, Today.
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#396. Me, Today.
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#395. Games people play
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#394. Scribble me this
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#393. You're not putting that in your mouth are you?
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#392. Evil and a Heathen
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#391. The Moon is bright
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#390. A marathon entry my friends
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#389. Giving it the boots!
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#388. Waaahhh
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#387. That's not what I said... or was it?
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#386. Hot Naked Chicks!
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#385. Nonsensical Fridays
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#384. The Wonderful Thing About Ger
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#383. Watching my Wait!
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#382. Am I Losing my Mind?
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#381. Pride only weighs you down
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#380. Joey, baby
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#379. One year on!
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#378. Define... Success
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#377. My Mood is not Blue
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#376. Caution - Swear ahead.
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#375. Are you looking at me?
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#374. Fame, what a bitch!
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#373. There's a lightbulb above my head
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#372. Tenting it
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#371. Quoting David and Freddie
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#370. Damn Hobbits
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#369. I see evolution
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#368. Teaching Valuable Lessons!
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#367. Better than nothing I suppose
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#366. I Just Can't be Evil
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#365. Hiatus over
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#364. Guilty Pleasures
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#363. Hello, I'm Undervalued!
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#362. When Dreams Die
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#361. Not Junk Mail
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#360. Now What?
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#359. Day 28 - Homeward Bound
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#358. Day 27 - The Long Street to Redemption
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#357. Day 26 - Water, Water Everywhere
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#356. Day 25 - The Table is Set
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#355. Day 24 - Wine, Women, and Song (And the Police Too)
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#354. Day 23 - Can I get off the Truck Now?
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#353. Day 22 - Wet T-Shirts and Birds
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#352. Day 21 - Nice Crack
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#351. Day 20 - Sandy, Can't You See
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#350. Day 19 - Namibia, I Thought I Knew You
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#349. Day 18 - Rest on the Sabbath
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#348. Day 17 - Plenty of Fish in the Sea
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#347. Day 16 - I'm Board
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#346. Day - 15 A German Town on the Coast
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#345. Day 14 - All Seal, but Where's Heidi?
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#344. Day 13 - Tongue Action
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#343. Day 12 - Feeling Horny
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#342. Day 11 - Animals Don't Live in Namibia
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#341. Day 10 - Around the world in Namibia
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#340. Day 9 - I'm Good with a Disk in my Hand
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#339. Day 8 - Sweat and Balls
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#338. Day 7 - Into the Delta
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#337. Day 6 - The Distance Between Two Points
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#336. Day 5 A Good Day for a Border Crossing
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#335. Day 4 - Get in my Belly
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#334. Day 3 - Meeting a Pachydermatologist
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#333. Day 2 - Galloping Towards the Zambezi
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#332. Day 1 Wet and Wild
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#331. Nearly Home
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#330. Gone for a month!
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