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| Time for another Cracked link. I've lived through a bunch of moral panics. I participate in them whenever possible -- D&D for example, which, I don't know, maybe they had a point there because D&D was my gateway to learning about other cultures' gods, but I was never part of the dominant religion here anyway so who knows? Combine a society where information is disseminated by word of mouth, add in gargantuan generation gaps, account for inevitable fear of the unknown, and you've got a potent formula for pearl-clutching ... It's worse than word of mouth now, of course. Back when people were freaking out over D&D, there wasn't an internet, and they had to spread their bullshit by literal word of mouth. Now? It's like there's a new panic every day. 5 Communities Banned Jazz for Causing Mental Breakdowns and Spontaneous Miscarriages Here is where I point out that the headline said "6" but the traditional Cracked countdown starts at 5. The real moral panic should be over innumeracy. A century before jazz was dying a slow natural death, the '20s and '30s were a crazy time to be a jazz snob. Yet, something was closing up jazz joints. Was some veiled fear of racial integration shutting them down? Well, yeah ... probably. But, in addition to the racial aspect, towns viewed the musical form as an existential threat to their actual health, as if the vibes of people dancing and having fun caused psychic pollution. I'm not a fan of jazz, but that has nothing to do with racism or believing it poses an existential threat to anything except traditional tonal scales. Also this paragraph reminds me of a joke: Why are Baptist kids forbidden from having sex? Because it might lead to dancing. 5 Planking, the Effigy for All of the World's Angst Oh, look, two 5s. I guess there was a tie. That explains the numeric discrepancy, anyway. Remember planking, that dumb trend where teens laid rigid in stupid places? That one that we absolutely did not participate in. (Any social media evidence to the contrary is clearly Photoshop.) Yes, it was dumb, but when people complained about it, we got even worse trends like the Tide Pod challenge (beyond stupid, venturing into "fatal") and the ice bucket challenge. Maybe we need to promote the Vaccine Challenge. 4 Steel Drums were Invented In Reaction to a Scheme to Annihilate Pagan Dancing Associated today with cruises and relaxing by the beach with one too many Pina Coladas as your skin peels off listening to street performers, the steel drum has kind of a depressing history that's ignored. Is it bad that I think steel drums are kinda cool? 3 Guitar Distortion Was Banned as an Imaginary Catalyst of Gang Violence Wray's reverb, and suggestive title "Rumble," slang for a fight, apparently convinced those in charge of the radio airwaves across the US that the song would spark an orgy of violence. To be fair, a decade later the US government got us embroiled into a proxy war in Vietnam, which could well be described as "an orgy of violence." Coincidence? ... yeah, probably. 2 China Banned Puns as a National Security Threat TOO FAR. Life in China got even more oppressive in 2014, with the government wiping puns from public display. Wordplay in media like TV and advertisements, as per the government order, is verboten. Their logic? "Uphold[ing] the Chinese spirit" and curbing "linguistic chaos." Punbelievable. That was So Low of the Han. 1 A Stoner's Prank Caused a National Health Scare in 1970 Amid a time of social panic concerning heroin in 1969 ("Not nice!"), reporters across America issued a stern warning about a brand-new substitute for opiates. The culprit was found in your own house, soon to replace smack. According to a "federal drug expert" named Ernest A. Carabillo Jr., the illicit recipes found in underground cookbooks were children's "culinary escape from reality." Several deaths were reported. (Cue dramatic music.) When I was a kid, some of the rumors floating around were: You can get high from smoking dried, ground banana peel; a certain popular brand of bubble gum contained spider eggs; and McDonald's hamburgers were made from worms. I didn't believe any of these things -- I suspect people started them just to see who bites, much like trolls do today on the internet -- but hell, worms would probably be healthier than the actual McDonald's hamburgers. Delicious, tasty, perfectly cooked hamburgers... Chattanoogan kids found a new use for their lunch. Instead of satiating their hunger, the rumor was that they spent their lunch break shooting up Kool-Aid, peanut butter, and mayonnaise. Mayonnaise to cut the pure Afghani Jif spread, obviously. Why did any sane adult ever believe this? Well, to a generation with no deep familiarity with drugs or counter-culture habits, it sounded legit. Hippies looked weird and did weird stuff with needles; kids were stupid. Sure, whatever, that's all they needed to go on. Not to sound all racist and shit, but that nonsense is whiter than Mike Pence. And if you walk away from this article chuckling to yourself about how stupid people were in the past about believing half-baked rumors that were floating around, I want you to remember that a large group of people right now have the sincerely held belief that COVID vaccines alter your body's DNA. I kind of wish that were true, if it could target the part of our genome that makes us believe bullshit. But, alas, this sort of thing will last as long as humanity. You know, at least another six months. Probably. |
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