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Bloggerholic

by Acme

Rated: XGC · Book · How-To/Advice · #1315450

A place where everybody can feel easily offended - my head!

I'm gathering quite a collection of blogs.
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is a bit-of-a-rant. I've got a big gob, and it would be a shame not to use it.
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is just that. It's the product of the bits of me mentioned above

filtered through my subconscious.
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dealing with all things to do with battling sexes, especially exes.

Want to know something trivial or obscure? Not really bothered about whether it's right or wrong, as long as it's believable?

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WELCOME TO THE HUMAN GOOGLE!

I may never have mastered the art of tying shoelaces, but I win every time I play Trivial Persuit.

Friends place bets on how many people I can, unintentionally, upset on a night out.

I am the place where boundless enthusiasm meets embarrassing arrogance.

Important Information - Please Read

I realise some folk do not get Satire. I love a little baffoonery and believe, rather like the jesters of old, you can say quite a lot more than kings when people think you are an idiot. If you are literal minded, best not read on. If you can tell your arse from your elbow, and recognise when an attack isn't an attack then please read:

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#1290842 by Not Available.

Heck, even if you can't tell your appendages from one another, read it anyway: who am I to tell you what you can do and what to take from my writing?

The XGC rating is due to the unknown content of many minds - it may be fluffy bunnies or....not! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Welcome to my world! Acme

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Skype me at acmetoo

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

MaryLou

Jan 7, 2011 at 4:00am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

your best friend's in Arkansas, huh?

That will change after your visit to me, hahahahahaha.

Alan Philps

Sep 12, 2010 at 5:50pm
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Its a fifteen hour flight to India. Will we run out of things to talk about I wonder. NOT!!!

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 12, 2010 at 11:24am
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I KNEW it. CandyBoy is Gay. Send him to me!

Acme

Sep 10, 2010 at 6:58am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Cathy, you know it!

Anyhoo. Am off to France to see a Wolf about a rabbit. x

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 5:56pm
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It has. Thank you, my wonderful friends. I just don't like looking at reality at times; it always shows me up to be gallant and chivalrous, often to my own detriment. I have wasted so much of my time on people who do not recognise its value. Do I stop? Nope. I am the damned. I do it to myself. Love to you all. It's all I have. x

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 9, 2010 at 2:48pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I don't have a little dawg, thank you! Pierre is totally happy with it, thank you.

Hope your tirade has made you feel better!

MaryLou

Sep 9, 2010 at 1:46pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

aw, come on. Do ya really believe it is fun to be mean and cruel and abusive and insensitive?

It's not. It's disgusting.

And you're much better off the way you are, no matter how many times it might annoy you.

If you were different, I, for one, couldn't love you

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 12:43pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

ML, you ain't nothin' of the kind

Alfred, I'd love it, but I'm headed south and am only there for Saturday! (Arrive tomorrow tea time and depart Sunday morning.) Luckily, I never need an excuse to visit Paris, so will make sure I spend a day in your neck of the woods soon

MaryLou

Sep 8, 2010 at 12:45am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

oh lord, I'm concerned you're building me up too high and will be sorely disappointed. I'm quite a boring person, really.

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 7, 2010 at 2:40pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

You're coming to France? Details. Maybe we can force our paths to cross!

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#67. Merry Christmas
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#66. BAD blogger...
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#65. He's behind you!
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#64. Looks are everything...
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#63. Bishops, batons, butties and blogs...
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#62. Naughty-naughty...
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#61. Carol Catch-up!
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#60. 3 French Hens...
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#59. Two Turtle Doves...
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#58. A Partridge in a Pear Tree
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#57. Whoo-hoo!
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#56. Historic Buildings...and new born babes
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#55. Catching up and burning beans...
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#54. Ho-Ho-HO
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#53. Homage to dead poet!
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#52. The Usual Suspects
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#51. On the way out of the door...
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#50. Ginger Wigs and Tartan...
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#49. Serious and studious Acme...
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#48. If wishes were ponies...
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#47. I'm gonna go Spider-Monkey!
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#44. Whoops...
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#43. The Amazing Acme!
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#42. The Greatest Show on Earth!
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#41. Acme Catchup...
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#40. What time is it?
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#39. Busy Hubby!
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#38. Strange Times...
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#34. Harvest Time!
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#33. Worshipful Acme!
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#32. Tag - You're it!
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#31. Just a showcase of thanks!
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#30. Fun and games in the bedroom!
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#29. Missing Acme raised by wolves!
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#28. Busy, busy, busy...!
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#27. Sunday, sun day, son day, sundae..
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#26. All Hail Hallowe'en!
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#25. Hurrah for the Daft!
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#2. AstroGirl!
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#1. Amanda - thanks Live2Write
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