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by Acme

Rated: XGC · Book · How-To/Advice · #1315450

A place where everybody can feel easily offended - my head!

I'm gathering quite a collection of blogs.
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is a bit-of-a-rant. I've got a big gob, and it would be a shame not to use it.
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is just that. It's the product of the bits of me mentioned above

filtered through my subconscious.
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dealing with all things to do with battling sexes, especially exes.

Want to know something trivial or obscure? Not really bothered about whether it's right or wrong, as long as it's believable?

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WELCOME TO THE HUMAN GOOGLE!

I may never have mastered the art of tying shoelaces, but I win every time I play Trivial Persuit.

Friends place bets on how many people I can, unintentionally, upset on a night out.

I am the place where boundless enthusiasm meets embarrassing arrogance.

Important Information - Please Read

I realise some folk do not get Satire. I love a little baffoonery and believe, rather like the jesters of old, you can say quite a lot more than kings when people think you are an idiot. If you are literal minded, best not read on. If you can tell your arse from your elbow, and recognise when an attack isn't an attack then please read:

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Heck, even if you can't tell your appendages from one another, read it anyway: who am I to tell you what you can do and what to take from my writing?

The XGC rating is due to the unknown content of many minds - it may be fluffy bunnies or....not! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Welcome to my world! Acme

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Skype me at acmetoo

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

MaryLou

Jan 7, 2011 at 4:00am
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your best friend's in Arkansas, huh?

That will change after your visit to me, hahahahahaha.

Alan Philps

Sep 12, 2010 at 5:50pm
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Its a fifteen hour flight to India. Will we run out of things to talk about I wonder. NOT!!!

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 12, 2010 at 11:24am
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I KNEW it. CandyBoy is Gay. Send him to me!

Acme

Sep 10, 2010 at 6:58am
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Cathy, you know it!

Anyhoo. Am off to France to see a Wolf about a rabbit. x

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 5:56pm
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It has. Thank you, my wonderful friends. I just don't like looking at reality at times; it always shows me up to be gallant and chivalrous, often to my own detriment. I have wasted so much of my time on people who do not recognise its value. Do I stop? Nope. I am the damned. I do it to myself. Love to you all. It's all I have. x

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 9, 2010 at 2:48pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I don't have a little dawg, thank you! Pierre is totally happy with it, thank you.

Hope your tirade has made you feel better!

MaryLou

Sep 9, 2010 at 1:46pm
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aw, come on. Do ya really believe it is fun to be mean and cruel and abusive and insensitive?

It's not. It's disgusting.

And you're much better off the way you are, no matter how many times it might annoy you.

If you were different, I, for one, couldn't love you

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 12:43pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

ML, you ain't nothin' of the kind

Alfred, I'd love it, but I'm headed south and am only there for Saturday! (Arrive tomorrow tea time and depart Sunday morning.) Luckily, I never need an excuse to visit Paris, so will make sure I spend a day in your neck of the woods soon

MaryLou

Sep 8, 2010 at 12:45am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

oh lord, I'm concerned you're building me up too high and will be sorely disappointed. I'm quite a boring person, really.

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 7, 2010 at 2:40pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

You're coming to France? Details. Maybe we can force our paths to cross!

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#278. Cupping your hand to shield the flame
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#277. Does that mean there's no such thing as truth?
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#276. Enough is enough
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#275. Killing time
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#274. Well, Shoot
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#273. Grease Spill
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#271. shmeeves
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#270. You do not need to know this...
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#269. Ooh, I likes it live...
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#268. Anti-social Networking
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#267. Cats are mean
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#266. Hurrahs and Hairy bits
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#265. Landing with cat-like grace...
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#264. Strange Days ...
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#263. Hypnotic
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#262. Bum
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#261. Less anger, less cooking... day 3
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#259. A Day in the Life of Acme...
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#258. Banksy, Beta and Beats
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#257. Preparation
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#256. It's my own fault, really...
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#255. Stealing CT's Stuff
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#254. Chuffin' Heck!
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#253. What's in a name...?
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#252. Cobwebs, Cowsers, Cleese and CT
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#251. Writing in your sleep
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#250. The rise and fall of knickers
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#249. Moi?
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#248. It was a lost weekend, in a garden in paradise...
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#247. American Sexuality
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#246. Have a Wretched Day!
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#245. A Good Friend
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#244. The Last Time I Saw Richard
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#243. I've never really liked Asians.
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#242. You don't look different, but you have changed
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#241. Two heads are better than one
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#240. I'm just a girl who can't say no
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#239. Blank Canvas
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#238. Baby
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#237. Equality
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#236. Walking A Tightrope In A High Wind While Trying To Juggle
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#235. Runner's High
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#234. Self-analysis? Self-honesty?
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#233. be careful what you wish for
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#232. Happy bragging
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#231. I love my mum!
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#230. It's a Dangerous and Powerful Universe
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#229. To Name a Few
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#228. 400 years later...
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#227. Oldham Writers Group
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#226. ...rrrrrrrrush!
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#225. head-on
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#224. let's get real
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#223. I Quit
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#222. something sinister...?
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#221. Kinda Like High School...
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#220. The Riding Center
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#219. Eight is Enough
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#218. Boom Time
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#215. my cup of tea
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#214. Quirks
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#213. OMGOMGOMG... breathe...
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#212. Happy Feckin' Gilmore
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#211. ezee does it
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#210. Dear __________
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#209. Tell Tale Cats
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#208. Head Meet Wall
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#207. thirteen ways of looking at another day
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#206. My Marvellous Invention
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#205. On a lighter note...
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#204. Max Darkness
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#203. brought to you by the number 13
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#202. Bollywood Princess
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#201. second chances
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#200. Bit of a decision...
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#199. Take your own advice.
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#198. Tagged!
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#197. Animals
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#196. other people's relationships
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#195. Last minute decisions
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#194. I come running through the worlds that you have built
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#193. Hugged
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#192. Happy Flippin' February...
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#191. snotcicle
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#190. Prompt me!
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#189. Lease-A-Parent
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#188. 42 Logical Posivitism Avenue
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#187. Crutches
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#186. The Past Two Nights
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#185. Thanks heaps, Gabs!
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#184. The Placebo of Self Intimidation
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#183. Passions
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#182. Shared Experience
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#181. Adaptation
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#180. Blood Test
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