The Daily Rant

I hate when I have a stretch of time where I'm happy and I can't think of anything to rant about.

So...I'll rant about me.

I'm one of those people that can spend hours in the Hallmark store, because I'll read every single card in the store. This by itself is not really a bad thing, but Spidey finds it very annoying. We'll be cruisin' through Walmart (like ya do..), and if we walk by the greeting card section, one will catch my eye and I'll have to stop and read it. Then Spidey will say something like, "No! Stop it! Put that card down! You're not going to start this again." And I kind of feel bad for her, because she won't share in my joy of reading greeting cards.

I don't like the mushy ones. Most of the poetry on sappy greeting cards is crap. They don't have greeting cards that say, "Hey dad, you could have been a better father but- Happy Father's Day anyway." But I digress... I like to read the funny cards. Sometimes you can find the perfect joke card for someone. I found a great 30th birthday card for Spidey today at the University Bookstore, but I know I won't be able to keep it for 5 years before being able to give it to her..

So..yeah. That's my lame rant about me. Anyone else want to rant about me?