Ask Mr. Wizzo!

Response: Well, I would first like to state my personal opinion on steroids: They're not too cool. I hate steroids because they give you muscles you shouldn't really have. Kind of like how I hate boob-jobs, as they give you boobs you should really...

Wait, what the hell am I saying?

Anyway, to answer your question, I went to the wisdom of Jerry Seinfeld's old TV show, to a conversation he had with Jason Alexander's character, George Costanza. It went something like this:

Jerry: "Do you suppose Superman had a super-sense of humor?"
George: "I never heard him say anything particularly funny."
Jerry: "Well, he's got super-strength, super-speed, why not super-humor?"
George: "I don't know. But he ain't funny."

What we can gather from this, keeping in mind that George is an idiot, is that Superman did, in fact, have super-humor.

Now, if we simply replace Superman with you, and replace the sun's yellow rays (where Superman gets his powers) with steroids, we can obviously see that steroids will, in fact, make you a better writer. So go on! Pop those pills, my friend!

Pop and be merry!