Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

So, people pronounce your name "Whiner," huh? I guess that makes you a Whiner by birth, which does not surprise me. Well, it's better to be a whiner than a weiner. And what does Howie think about hanging out with a whiner?

Now, about your major complaint. Do you sometimes get the urge to say, "Bah Humbug!" Have you ever had dreams or been visited by spirits? Do you have a nephew referred to as Tiny Tim? Well, just get over it, Scrooge! (Oh, dear me, I got carried away there.) Don't give that $5 to those people making all that racket, why not use it to order our special Christmas Gift Pack? A nice block of cheese soaked in the best wine Muscatail makes. Drink them spirits instead of visting with them. They are much more exciting after a few blocks of our cheese.

And let me say, Thank You for contacting our Customer Care Department. We do appreciate our valued, and repeat customers. You are such a deer person and it is our hope that you will have a great holiday season enjoying our best products.

Whinningly yours,
Bubba, Head Customer Care Whiner