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Dec 10, 2001 at 12:21am
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Re: Complaint 'Bout Them Lookers
THE WHINE & CHEESE COMPANY, INC.
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner


Dear Hajanna,

I am curious as to the signifacence of your name. Is it a different ethnicity or are you just laughing at Janna?

Now, your problem. As I understand, you are having problems with kits. However, I need to know what kind of kits. Are they medical kits, emergency kits, tool kits or cat kits. And what is the problem of lining them up. You could put little wheels on them, tie string from one to another, then pull them like a little train. You could even put little lights and a bell and you could make the woo woo sound like a train and it would be so cute. Too cute!

Maybe that will solve that problem. About the other problem, I can't really help how you look. I know some people look better that you, but that is due to the genes. Makeup might improve your looks and certainly if you ate more of our products you will improve. You always look good with a block of our cheese in your hand munching on it. So order a lot of our Christmas Gift Packs. They are on sell for a limited time.

Whinningly Yours,
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner
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