World Weavers' Championship

This was the toughest one. Kheshens don't have virtues as such in the sense of "nice Kheshens don't do this". I got to write Fires's and Halsh's first meeting though, so all was not lost

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One day they love us because we're unique. The next we're in jail because we're different.

For generations we've used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our students' careers, or lack thereof.
Ew. Couldn't you use some sort of aptitude test instead?
We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72%.

Zlang-Zlang Squid Says: People who are offended by Dumbo really need real problems in their lives to worry about.