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by Coal
Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1226466
The Lose is the name, the Win is the chuckle! 300 GPs for the best, invented or not!
In our neighborhood I saw an old stepside van with the proclamation "BUTTCRACK PLUMBING," scrawled on it. This think-tank is dedicated to all such fearless entrepeneurs who invest untold resources into such well-crafted ventures.

The object of this game is to completely alienate the consumer with part of the business name, eliminating the need for costly products, employees and overhead. After all, why work when you can surf in and outs for the rest of your life!

Business Names can be actual or invented- if actual please tell the story behind it, if not you can make up a story or not......Just get out there and make it (not) happen!!


















Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoon~
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:00am
: Sign for a mortuary> You Stab em, We Slab em.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoon~
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:11am
: wow. just noticed the date on these. someone forgot about this?

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:42am
: Fun & Runs: A special amusement park with bathrooms every 100 feet.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:43am
: Sweat n Pet: A special dating service catering to those who like "Natural" body scent.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:45am
: Drink N Stink: The night club frequented by patrons of F&R and S&P.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoon~
at: 08-18-09 @ 5:04am
: lmao. not a dating service?

Entrepeneur: Dad
at: 08-18-09 @ 8:41pm
: Don't forget the "Nova" means "Doesn't go" in Spanish. That's true. Ford didn't change the name of the car when they took it to Mexico. At first, they didn't change it.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoon~
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:19am
: Stop & Blow Your Nose Mart ..where Kleenex is king.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoon~
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:21am
: Roto-Pooter (an alternative to enemas)

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:55am
: The Eat N Beat, a place for good food and porn!

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:58am
: Studs N Cuds ~ a dating service catering to women who like cow farmers.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:59am
: Alpha Mail - when you want your mail, and you want it NOW.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:40am
: Tridents: Collision auto repair. We remove dents.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:49am
: Mertz Proctology Clinic: If it hurts when it squirts, go to Mertz.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:59am
: Bair Necessities: Heating and Cooling systems (Gambrills, MD)

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper
at: 06-04-10 @ 7:09am
: Patchett: Welding Service - Gambrills, MD

Entrepeneur: LASinn
at: 06-18-10 @ 12:43pm
: Natural Selection: Genetics Testing

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:37am
: Buy Polar - A winter wear shop frequented by the residents of the asylum next door.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:39am
: Looney Tunes - The record shop right next to Buy Polar.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:42am
: Dee Lusions - A "specialty" shop catering to the GOD in you.

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow celebrating
at: 06-22-10 @ 10:38pm
: Road Kill Café, Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: Jay's debut novel is out now!
at: 08-06-10 @ 9:56am
: saw a sign on the side of a van this morning for Hwang Meats. it is terrible that the first thing I thought of was John Bobbitt...

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow celebrating
at: 08-07-10 @ 11:24am
: Crispy Critters Pest Control Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: Mr. Chowda Head
at: 08-09-10 @ 4:15am
: Syphil-O s - The breakfast ceral that sticks with you for life.

Entrepeneur: Michael_Mauser
at: 08-13-10 @ 8:16am
: I've heard that there's a building firm in London called Patel Brothers; their advertising ran, "You've tried the cowboys - now try the Indians".

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