So, you want to learn Pig Latin?

Osay, ouyay antway otay earnlay igPay atinLay? Ellway, ou’veyay omecay otay ethay ightray aceplay! IgPay atinLay isay aay unfay anday ometimessay onfusingcay anguagelay atthay ancay ebay useday orfay ecretsay odescay, annoyingay innerday onversationscay oray otay ivenlay upay aay oringbay ateday. At’sthay ightray, ouyay ancay useay igPay atinLay orfay ustjay aboutay anythingay. Althoughay, afteray eakingspay igPay atinLay, ethay ormalnay onversationscay ofay everydayay enday otay etgay edioustay, annoyingay anday ownrightday ullday. Utbay eyhay, at’sthay aay allsmay icepray otay aypay otay ownay ouray ownay ittlelay iecepay ofay ethay igPay atinLay iepay! Osay, igday ightray inay…anday enjoyay igPay atinLay ifelay.

IgPay atinLay illway otnay eraseay ouryay ebtday, ivedray ouryay arcay, eliminateay ouryay enemiesay oray ivegay ouyay oremay iendsfray. Itay illway akemay ouyay appearay oolishfay, unkdray anday ownrightday illysay. Useay ithway autioncay!














IF YOU HAD TROUBLE TRANSLATING THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH FROM PIG LATIN, IT IS IN PLAIN, BORING, NORMAL, EVERYDAY SPEECH BELOW:

So, you want to learn Pig Latin? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Pig Latin is a fun and sometimes confusing language that can be used for secret codes, annoying dinner conversations or to liven up a boring date. That’s right, you can use Pig Latin for just about anything. Although, after speaking Pig Latin, the normal conversations of everyday tend to get tedious, annoying and downright dull. But hey, that’s a small price to pay to own your own little piece of the Pig Latin pie! So, dig right in…and enjoy Pig Latin life.

Pig Latin will not erase your debt, drive your car, eliminate your enemies or give you more friends. It will make you appear foolish, drunk and downright silly. Use with caution!